The King Commands A Crown. Harry And Meghan Sell One.

The Hall of Congress was packed with U.S. Congressmen and women, Supreme Court Justices and even the Vice President as all listened intently, then jumped to their feet in roaring applause. There was bipartisan respect, which is rarely seen in U.S. politics today. But who were they all cheering on? Rewind to thirty minutes earlier, when in a loud booming voice, the U.S. House Sergeant at Arms announced, “Mr. Speaker, Their Majesties King Charles the Third and Queen Camilla.” And just like that, the U.S. welcomed, for the second time ever in our country’s history, a British monarch to address Congress and the nation. California’s Rival Court Nearly 3,000 miles away, tucked in the mountains of Montecito, a different type of court was being held. The rival California court of King Charles’ estranged son and daughter-in-law, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle . Years ago, the couple opted to quit the working royal life and trade it in for the glitz and glam of American high society. Instead of Buckingham Palace, a palatial estate hours from Hollywood. A real Citizen Kane’s Xanadu situation. Opulent, sprawling, remote and irrelevant. Together, the former royals established a celebrity-ized version of royal life. One teeming with staffers who pen press releases, stage social posts, pitch reporters—all the essentials to run a high-impact Comms shop. The two molded their post-royal court in their image, trading in duty for dollars and mission for a multi-million-dollar memoir. The subtlety-free Sussexes found a way to commercialize almost everything in their lives, all branded with their U.K. royal connections. Netflix deals on their private lives and confessions, podcasts with celebrities , even hawking their wares from candles to jams. Meghan ‘Marketing’ Markle and Prince ‘Product Placement’ Harry have found a way to commercialize their connection to the Crown. And I’ll give it to them…in a way that is very American. But that’s exactly why we’re less enamored with every passing product launch. It’s because it's common. Harry and Meghan can monetize ‘royalness,’ but they cannot recreate royal authority. And nothing exposes an imitation quite like the original standing next to it. Contrast is the Mother of Clarity Recently, when Americans were asked who their favorite royals were, the answers were illuminating. As one article put it , “We can’t seem to resist the allure of royalty …that is why, even in a land that rejected monarchy, public sentiment favours hands down the Prince and Princess of Wales over the rogue runaways who swapped Buckingham for Beverly Hills.” And speaking of great contrast, look no further than this recent visit of the royals to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary. A remarkable feat, if you think about it. 250 years ago, our two countries were killing each other. Today we’re celebrating America’s independence alongside our former sovereign ruler. It’s a beautiful symbol of forgiveness and friendship. As the King said in his address to Congress, “The story of the United Kingdom and the United States is at its heart a story of reconciliation, renewal and remarkable partnership.” Spoken like a true unifier and leader. Compare that to what his son said on national television on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert . Harry took direct aim at President Trump referencing the ‘No Kings’ rallies by saying to Colbert, “I heard you elected a king.” Stately, dignified? I think not. The non-working royal should take some diplomacy cues from his father, especially since Harry is living as a guest in this country. If President Trump really wanted to act like a king, he could kick Harry out of the U.S., especially given the accusations that he lied about illegal drug use to get his current visa. To further highlight the contrast, during their recent travels, King Charles and Queen Camilla visited the White House, Congress, and Native American tribes. They visited the 9/11 Memorial to honor the memory of its victims. They even squeezed in a meeting with Anna Wintour and Martha Stewart. But guess who they didn’t meet? Harry and Meghan. One palace insider leaked that Harry's meeting with the King is a nonstarter: “Harry’s concern isn’t family. It’s branding.” No reunion on the horizon. But if it’s attention Harry is after, it’s attention he will get…or else. The Sussex Attention Playbook When it comes to PR and getting media attention, there are no rivals to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. We must give the masters their due. They appear to have developed a PR tit-for-tat strategy that operates a genius-level call-and-response whenever they see positive coverage of the British royals. When Prince William came to the U.S. for the Earthshot Prize, he was bumped from the front pages for the Sussexes’ Netflix trailer release. When Princess Catherine announced she had completed chemotherapy , the media’s focus went to another dropped Sussex Netflix trailer. And the list goes on. Sensing a trend? Take the King and Queen’s recent U.S. state visit, for example. Around the same time frame, the Sussexes: 1. Released new social posts about their kids, Archie and Lilibet 2. Announced the launch of a new candle product using their kids’ royal titles. 3. Announced an exclusive plan for a royal-style charity tour in Africa. 4. Harry showed up unannounced in Ukraine and gave his attempt at a geopolitical speech, taking aim at the President of the United States . The only thing we’re missing is another Netflix trailer. Suffice it to say, it appears they understand the mechanics of media cycles better than almost anyone. Heavy is the Head That Wears the Crown Being a working royal is not glamorous most of the time; it’s repetitive, disciplined, and your every move is pre-planned. It's mostly consistency over excitement, duty over personal branding, service even when there are no cameras. It was that model that constrained Harry and Meghan, and they chose to leave. Harry even declared that he never wanted the job of working royal because it “killed his mum.” He’s framed it as deeply damaging. But soon after, in what sounded like a statement of divine right, Harry declared that he is a working royal: “I will always be part of the Royal Family, and I am here working, doing the thing I was born to do.” But all-things-royals reporter Kinsey Schofield isn’t buying it . “He reminds me of Hunter Biden…he was literally there because of who his daddy was…Harry, being invited into rooms, not because of anything he personally contributes, but because of who his father is. But if he wanted this life, he should’ve stayed within the royal family, but he quit his job.” Harry rejects the institution while still claiming its authority. And sure, he may always be royal by blood, but working royalty is not an identity—it's a job. And it's one he chose to leave. In the End, One Has a Crown. The Other Has a Content Strategy. And that, ultimately, is the Sussex dilemma. For years, Harry and Meghan worked tirelessly to build an American court, complete with branding, carefully orchestrated headlines, and all the trappings of royalty, minus the inconvenient parts. But when the actual King and Queen step onto American soil, the contrast is unmistakable. One side offers duty, diplomacy and institutional weight. The other offers content, commerce and an endless quest for relevance. Harry and Meghan can sell the aesthetic of royalty, but they cannot replicate its substance. They can launch products, drop trailers and dominate a news cycle, but they cannot command bipartisan standing ovations in Congress simply by walking into the room. That kind of authority cannot be manufactured in Montecito, no matter how many staffers are drafting press releases. Deep down, they understand exactly like the rest of us, that there is a profound difference between being adjacent to the Crown and actually wearing it.